How does this work?

Let’s talk about the actual ads.
More specifically…
How to take your ads manager… and turn it into a majestic place…
A Place Where Zucks Loves to Visit
Bringing you all types of gifts, like:
Lower CPMs
Lower CPCs
Lower CPAs
And sky-high ROI!
This place is not fictional.
It exists.
Come closer. Listen, lemme show you how to get there.
More specifically, how to scale ad spend to the moon and maintain profitability.
So you can make some extra M-O-N-E-Y.
So you can buy things. Expensive things…
Like Dyson fans and Aesop hand cream… and weird flavored juice combinations.
Yep, we’re going to reveal the fastest, simplest, and most certain way for you to get as many customers as possible using Facebook Ads.
Alright, saddle up.
Here we go…
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Very smart…
Let it figure it out. (Trust me, they will.)
But most people suffocate the pixel.
They get all OCD…
Must be 31 to 34 years old / Married with 2.3 children / Drive a Range Rover Sport.
And live in the Northern Beaches in Sydney / And like almond milk cappuccinos and Kanye West.
Seriously, relax. Give them some room to work.
Their algorithm knows where the buyers are hiding…
And will find them for you.
Truuuuust me.
(I really shouldn’t be teaching you this for so little money, cough free!).
But hold up, bucko.
I’m not done.
It’s the secret sauce. And it all comes down to the words you use in your ads.
That’s right. The copy.
When you get the words right, everything is cheaper. Usually, a lot cheaper.
CPMs are stunningly lower. Your cost per click drops. Leads are cheaper.
And, as a result…
Your cost to get a customer is cheaper.
MUCH cheaper.
And you make a whole lot more dinero.
As for the words. Keep it simple and use short sentences.
One thought per sentence, so you’re easily understood. Don’t use words that make people think.
In terms of how much copy should you write? It’s LONG copy for the win. When it’s engaging, of course.
But it can’t just be long, for the sake of being long!
That ain’t gonna cut the mustard. Focus on being different. Unusual.
And as DRAMATIC as possible!
Because your ads have to compete with videos of dogs wearing shoes…
And…

We have just re-opened our doors to accept new clients,
and if you’re reading this—it means we probably still have a couple of spots available.
And, for this month, we’re offering businesses FREE 30-minute strategy sessions.
On this call, we’ll show you exactly what it takes to
truly explode your sales beyond all belief with Facebook Ads.
But I’ll stop you right there.
This isn’t just another “strategy session” (cough sales pitch), with some dumb-dumb…
Who knows nothing about running ads.
No.
Nor is it some high-pressure sales pitch masquerading as a strategy session.
Anyhow, you can find out more about what’s included in the call here.
But spots are almost gone.
So go here.
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